Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

[magenta]

Once there was a very stupid president. He didn't drink coffee so he saw no problems with putting a high tax on it and picking fights with the countries that sold coffee. He didn't drink orange juice, in fact he didn't eat fruits or vegetables, so he saw no problem with arresting the people who picked oranges and tomatoes, and other fruits and vegetables. He didn't eat eggs, so even though the bird flu was making eggs scarce, he took all the money away from doctors working on the problem. So people didn't have coffee or orange juice or eggs for breakfast. They asked themselves, what can we have for breakfast? And someone said, I know, lets have BILLIONAIRES FOR BREAKFAST. So they did, but they tasted terrible, THE END.